By now everyone all over the United States knows who Ryan Lochte is... and sadly, for a lot of people it's not as a gold medal winning Olympic swimmer.

The whole we were robbed at gun point by fake police, translation... We were drunk, peed in some bushes outside a convenience store then I vandalized some stuff and was caught in a lie has become not only an embarrassment to American's everywhere, but has cast an ugly shadow on Lochte himself.

I'd like to think that Lochte was once a very smart guy and that all those years spent in chlorinated water is the cause of his...shall we call it lose of brain cells...

Oh well, enjoy this song...