Now that I'm way too old to go door to door trick-or-treating, I have to find other ways to satisfy my sweet tooth. Thank goodness for GWAR!

Yes, those horror-fied, rubber-wearing rapscallions are back with a tasty ode to none other than Billy Ocean.

I always loved GWAR's absolutely outrageous live shows; seriously, GWAR shows are something between beautifully insane and manically lovely.

Now we get to suck on the bands cover of Billy Ocean's "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car."

GWAR recently stopped by the A.V. Club to show Mr. Ocean how this once #1 hit song should really be done. Head GWAR monger, Oderus Urungus broke it down for the folks at the A.V. Club. “The other dudes in the band want to do it,” Oderus begins. “I can’t go one against four with those dudes! They’d kick my ass! I can’t take on four scumdogs! Jesus! But I f—ing hate that song. The video has some of the worst animation of anything that has existed. Not just of all animation, but of anything. That stupid f----ng fish that swims around in the video… The animation sucks really bad, and not in a Paula Abdul, weird wolf-creature animation way. It’s a reminder of how incredibly stupid you people are capable of being. There was a time when this was a big hit; they played it, they loved it, they loved Billy Ocean, and they loved the way people dressed and they loved the bad animation and it was horrible. So basically what I’m saying is everything that you loved was horrible. And that’s a lot for somebody to have to take.”

Happy Halloween!

Trick-or-Treat on the video...