I found a video with 5 good reasons to keep gay marriage illegal. No, wait, it was like 7 reasons. Or was it 10? I lost count after the first few and here's why.

This is a video from our lesbian friends, and they have a litany of reasons why straight women should help keep gay marriage illegal. They're all really good reasons that are really well thought out, too. Like the fact that the lesbians will steal all of the straight girls boyfriends. How could that ever happen you ask? Watch the video and you'll see.

OK so I'm a proponent of legalizing gay marriage but after seeing this, I almost want to change my views. If only this would actually happen...