There was triple-digit heat across most of the country this weekend. A guy outside St. Louis named Jacob Southard is trying to stay cool by riding his motorcycle wearing nothing but that ridiculous green bathing suit from the movie "Borat". From the side, he looks completely naked except for his helmet, awesome. And when the local news asked him why he's doing it, his answer was simple: "Beatin' the heat." Wish I'd a thought of that.

He said he asked a cop if it's legal, and it is. And when his boss saw him on the highway, she thought it was hilarious and took a picture. Apparently the whole thing started on a dare, and he liked it. Meanwhile, his wife and mother are VERY upset. Buzzkills.