Pam Anderson to Play the Virgin Mary

Former Playboy Playmate and pop culture bombshell Pamela Anderson is a virgin again. The Canadian television network CTV announced Monday that Anderson will be playing the Virgin Mary in ‘A Russell Peters Christmas.’

According to CTV, this special from popular Canadian comic and performer Russell Peters promises to deliver a new twist on Christmas, making it unlike anything viewers have seen before. Also joining in for the twisted Yuletide festivities: Michael Buble, Jon Lovitz and Ted Lange, known to anyone over the age of thirty as ‘Isaac the bartender’ from ‘The Love Boat.’

‘A Russell Peters Christmas’ will air December 1st at 9 p.m. ET on CTV assuming God himself doesn’t step in and start smiting some people. Looking right at you Canada.

[Via Reuters]