Remember the Dollar Shave Club people? They sold like razors or something. You dismember right? Anyway they got a new thing now called One-Wipe Charlies.

Yeah I would totally use those. Why do only babies get to use baby wipes? I mean seriously. Why does being a grown up mean I have to use dry TP when I could use the angel bosom softness of a wet wipe? I'm totally calling revolution on this one! It's big paper trying to keep me down and I for one will NOT stand, or sit, for it!