Sharon Osbourne Wants To Put Her Foot Deep In Ozzy’s Rear End

There is nothing more frightening than the wrath of a woman scorned. The lovely Sharon Osbourne is one woman I would not want to be pissed at me in any way. Many of us know the damage that can be done when it comes to fighting the demons. Sadly, Ozzy's fall off the wagon is putting a strain on his marriage and his personal well being.    

News of Ozzy's relapse has spread across the web faster than folks lining up for that mystical 5 o'clock free crack giveaway.

After several days of speculation, Mrs. Osbourne decided that enough was enough and addressed the issue on "The Talk".

“Everything that was printed in the tabloids has been distorted. There’s always a little seed of truth to everything that gets reported, but then it gets very distorted. The only thing that’s true was the Facebook posting that my husband did on his Facebook where he said he’s been using alcohol and prescription drugs for the last year-and-a-half…and that he has been in a very dark place. That’s true.  It’s very true.” 

“Everybody knows he’s been struggling with this his entire life and I never knew that he was using prescription drugs. I knew he was drinking occasionally, but I didn’t realize to the extent. It’s our business - we’re dealing with it; we’re not getting divorced. However, am I happy?  No. Am I upset? Yes I am - I’m devastated right now.”

“It’s a disease that not only hurts the person that has the disease but it hurts the family. It hurts people that love you and we’re dealing with it. We’ve dealt with worse and we will deal with it and this too shall pass. Otherwise my husband will be taken to the hospital to get my foot removed from his ass.”

Here's hoping Ozzy can get back on the straight and narrow.

Like Stevie Ray Vaughn used to say "keep it clean baby."