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Master of Puppies Contest
One lucky dog owner will win a pair of tickets to see Metallica live in Lubbock, Texas, plus a $300 custom gift basket from Three Dog Bakery.
Please Don't Bore People With Your Wedding
Have you ever heard anyone truly excited that they "get to go to a wedding"?  No, it's always 100% of the opposite, it's "damn..I HAVE to go to a wedding that day".