Okay this is not right.  If you are not a grown up, go away right now.  This features some suggestive language and no nudity, but it will still warp your brain.  I'm sorry, but the only way I can get this out of my brain is to give it to you.  More after the jump.

The full name of this porn parody is "Super Mario Porn: Princess Peache's Pipe"  or something to that effect.  So what can you expect?  Mario, Wario, Luigi, Toad, a super hot Princess Peach, plus Yoshi and more. Other than the stars from your favorite video games it's a bunch of suggestive dialogue and bad jokes.  If you're a grownup and you want to ruin your childhood, check out the Super Mario Porn Parody.