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RockShow Threesome: Chinese Nut Crushing Death Grip
Wow, I always knew kicking or grabbing somebody's junk would get their attention.  I had no idea that it could involve fatalities.  Can you just imagine having your giggle-berries squeezed until you passed out and died?  Jeez, that's gotta suck.  The story after the jum…
A Great Scam For Bad Times [AUDIO]
Has your job had a lot of turnover?  If I guy walked into your place of business and said he was the "new boss" would you question him?  That's the scam that the guy in todays story pulled off.  Click through for the details.
Indian Train Tracks Greased With Dookie [AUDIO]
My uncle Bill used to have a dune buggy with a trap door in the floor. Now this was the days before anybody thought twice about littering or whatever.  We'd have no problem dropping an apple core or sunflower seeds or anything through that trap door.  Sometimes we'd just watch the road go by.  And y…
Magic Website Turns Mormons Gay [AUDIO]
Man this one is a can of worms.  A while back we had the story of a Mormon practice of "baptizing" people after they were dead (including some Jewish folks who probably didn't appreciated it).  It's kind of weird, but they want you in their Mormon express line t…