Rock Of Ages

This is for that movie "Rock Of Ages." You know, the movie from the even dumber Broadway play? The one that will bring about Armageddon and the end of times? Yeah its that one.

I've heard about this Broadway show, and subsequent movie for a while. I knew it had to be crap when I first heard about it, then, I saw the trailer for the movie. It's sad because it has an amazing cast. When you see what the movie looks and sounds like though, there's no cast in the world that could save it...

Look out ladies it looks like there is a new Tom Cruise movie headed our way, a long haired shirtless Tom Cruise at that.