Should Congress Ban Welfare Bucks From Strip Bars? [AUDIO]
Hey, poor people need boobies too!  Or do they?  A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations.  I personally wasn't aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy at a strip…
Terrorists Are Terrible Stripper Tippers [AUDIO]
I don't guess anyone needs another reason to hate terrorists, but we've got one for you: they are lousy tippers at strip clubs.  What's up with that billfold Marwan?  Can't you pry loose some singles for a working girl?  Read more after the break.