strippers

Hey, poor people need boobies too!  Or do they?  A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations.  I personally wasn't aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy at a strip bar (how else would they know?).  More after the jump.

What kind of wedding entertainment do you want?  Maybe a band?  Maybe a magician?  How about strippers?  Yeah, strippers...and that wasn't the biggest problem.

I don't guess anyone needs another reason to hate terrorists, but we've got one for you: they are lousy tippers at strip clubs.  What's up with that billfold Marwan?  Can't you pry loose some singles for a working girl?  Read more after the break.

We're voting this "the greatest idea ever."  It's a mobile strip lounge that services football games.

Have you ever seen a "so-called professional" do something and you've said to yourself "I can do that?"  Well it's not recommended in some places.