Welcome to the RockShow Threesome. We have fun from all four corners of the globe, which begs the question, "how can a globe have corners"? Now we're just confused. Please listen to our morning doodies.
Well we have a bit of everything here, don't we? A man who has sex with cars, a man looking to have sex with random men, and an alarm clock that needs an exorcist. Enjoy some damn fine listening with the Rockshow after the jump.
I hope you realize the sacrifices I make for you. In order to find the funny graphic, I had to type "short penis" into a search engine. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY DON'T EVER TRY THAT YOURSELF. Hear the story after the jump.