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RockShow Threesome: Jenny McCarthy Reveals More Than You Want

Wes — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 15:00:03 +0000

Jenny McCarthy went from first to last in my big book of b@ners quite some time ago. Her putting kids at risk by being anti-vaccination just completely turned me off. Well, maybe if I could spank her until she agrees to change her mind, we could work something out. Anyways, she's doing Playboy again, and it's not necessarily what she did, but how she talks about it that makes it very unsexy.

RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is "Slutty Wednesday"

Wes — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 15:00:23 +0000

There’s always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code. It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign. Now students are fighting back. Find out more after the jump. Whenever somebody looks to revise a [...]

RockShow Threesome: When Is A Woman At The Height Of Her Sexual Appetite?

Wes — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:00:20 +0000

So, when is a woman at the height of her sexual appetite? After you buy here jewelry of course. Hah, that was a joke! Or was it? Click through for more. Women’s Health magazine has narrowed down the peak of a woman’s weekly sexual appetite and Heathen has the story for you. Do you think [...]

RockShow Threesome: The "Too Naughty News" Takes The Ugliest Turn EVER!

Wes — Tue, 08 May 2012 15:00:08 +0000

We had an edition of the "Too Naughty News" involving a guy and a horse last week that was so disgusting, I didn't even bring it up after it was done (or did I?). Anyways, this story starts out cool and takes a very ugly turn near the end. Click through for a tale of "Facebook Love".

RockShow Threesome: Bill Boner Says Harrassment Claims Are "Nuts" And A "Sack" Of Lies

Wes — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 15:00:20 +0000

Did I use up all the good lines in the headline? No, I think we managed to squeeze out a few more funnies at the expense of Bill Boner. I wonder if he’s “hard” headed? Do you think he’s a working “stiff”? More, if you can take it, after the jump. With a name like [...]

RockShow Threesome: The Great Columbian Whore Debate

Wes — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 15:00:12 +0000

Well our secret service has stepped into it. They found themselves having a good time with some Colombian hookers putting themselves in a tight spot (both literally and figuratively). The question at hand is, how big of a 'breach of trust' is this? Does it open them up for blackmail or just make them stupid? We get into it on this one next:

RockShow Threesome: German Man Tries To Flee From Sex Crazed Woman! [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:00:26 +0000

"Hooking up" is a dangerous thing. Have you every thought about all of the billions of things that could go wrong as part of or as a result of your 'one night stand'. You could catch a disease, you could get murdered, and you could run into a crazy person who won't let you stop having sex. More after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: The Best "Too Naughty News" Ever [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 15:00:38 +0000

If you have a red mohawk and you saw Megadeth and Motorhead, you may be a daddy. Oh, wait it get’s even better than that. Click through for a VERY NAUGHTY “Too Naughty News” plus more fun after the break. Ah, this is the kind of love story you’ll want to tell you’re kids. Too [...]

RockShow Threesome: Who's Face Would You Like To Wipe Your Rear With? [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:00:43 +0000

Okay, I know some of you are hoping for pictures of ex-husbands and ex-wives, but think a little more global and a little more historical. Even better, think a little more creative. There’s a new toilet paper coming out guaranteed to bring out the creative side of wiping your chili maker! This story is like [...]

RockShow Threesome: Did The Cat Just Break And Other Stories [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:00:44 +0000

Heathen has constant problems with animals (or the have constant problems with him). So when I had a little “problem” with my cat (Wolfie) Heathen lost his sh!t. We’ve got that bit of fun and some other cool audio for you after the jump. I have a pretty cool cat named Wolfie. Apparently his something [...]

RockShow Threesome: Get Ready To Lose Even More Friends On Facebook [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:00:31 +0000

The best way to lose a friend is to get to know them. These days we “get to know them” through their insane Facebook posts and ramblings. Now you can even let someone know that they are less of a friend than you thought they were. Click through for the story: So what’s less that [...]

RockShow Threesome: What Would Guys Do If They Had A Womans Body For A Day [VIDEO]

Wes — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:30:53 +0000

The cray-cray thing about our top story isn’t that guys would feel themselves up, it’s the OTHER things that they’d do are pretty stupid. Check this story out plus a couple of bonus bits in the RockShow Threesome next. So let’s say you’re given a once in a lifetime, one day chance to switch from [...]

RockShow Threesome: Why Women Moan During Sex [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:01:29 +0000

Hey sick puppies! Thanks for visiting this audio catbox full of chunks of our radio doodies! Each day we bring you three big lumps from the show, you might smile, you might learn something or you might be mad you wasted your time. As that dumbass Gump said, "you just never what you're gonna get". So click through and "get some"!

Man Pounds Porpoise On The Beach [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:00:48 +0000

So, what do you think this story is about? Do you think it’s about sea mammal abuse, or personal abuse. Well I’ll give you a second to make up your mind. Okay, now click through. This story is actually about personal abuse, but there is a strong animal “factor” in it. Don’t worry, there is [...]

Man Performs Service For Return Of Phone [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:00:46 +0000

You can’t even prepare yourself for this story. A man has his cell phone stolen. The man agrees to do something to get it back, and the rest you have to hear. This is one for the record books. More after the jump. I’m kind of getting the feeling that we may not be hearing [...]

Girl Unfairly Arrested For Being Awesome [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 17:00:33 +0000

What could a woman do that’s so awesome and still get arrested? Well in this particular case I’m just going to tease you into you listen to the report. Let your mind run wild then click through for the story. I’m betting the first thought in the cops mind was “now there’s something you don’t [...]

Is Your Date Carrying Extra Underwear? [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 17:00:30 +0000

Those pretty panties can be pretty uncomfortable. Apparently that’s why your date may have them stashed for the old switcheroo later on. Heathen has the story for you. I guess “just in case” underwear are a thing. I’d say they’re a good thing, if the girl you’re with is packing them. Okay, I’m starting [...]

Complications and Questions Arise From Gay Divorce [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:00:40 +0000

Of course gay people are going to get divorced as well as married. All they ever wanted was to be treated like everybody else. Well everybody else has a high divorce rate, so why not gays? Heathen has some questions about the process though. One of the first couples to get married in California is [...]

Yet Another Ho-Hum Taiwanese Hooker Story [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:00:27 +0000

We now start each days weird stories with "The Too Naughty News" at about 5:50. You see, before 6:00 a.m. we can do pretty much anything we want to (within reason). So, we reserved the really gross or really sexual or really demented stuff for that time. With that said, proceed with caution to the next page for the "Too Naughty News".