You can't even prepare yourself for this story. A man has his cell phone stolen.  The man agrees to do something to get it back, and the rest you have to hear. This is one for the record books.  More after the jump.

I'm kind of getting the feeling that we may not be hearing all of this story. This just may be the version that was told to police. It does bring up the question, what would you do to get your cell phone back from a thieve.  More after the jump: