Top 5 Jokes About Texas Tech’s Defense

We only kid about the ones we love. We're rooting for you to get it together, Texas Tech defense. Until then, you're going to have to hear a joke or two. Sorry.

Can I please say one more time that I'm all about Kliff's kids? The Texas Tech brand of football is the high-flying, action-packed game I love. Unfortunately, we're still looking for the secret to a good defense. One day it will click, and then we'll be unstoppable.

Until that time, get a laugh from these jokes about Texas Tech's defense.

1. After the ASU game, Texas Tech fans will be joining a class-action lawsuit against the team's official airline. Evidently, the airline forgot the defense in Lubbock.
2. I haven't seen anything with that many holes in since the last time I made spaghetti.
3. You know what the difference between Texas Tech's defense and Imodium A.D. is? Imodium A.D. can stop the runs.
4. Health experts at Texas Tech will be studying the team's defense for medicinal possibilities since they can't even catch a cold.
5. The Texas Tech defense should double as driving instructors, because they never hit anybody.