The Wedding Night Talk
The night before the wedding a father sat his son down for a little chat.
He said, " Son , let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,'Here--try these on.'
She did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Naturally the young man thought that might be a good thing to try, so on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to new bride, "Here, try these on."
She tried them on and said, "These are too big, they don't fit me."
"Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that" he said to his new wife.
Then she took off her pants and handed them to him.....
She said, "Here-you try on mine."
He tried and said, "I can't get into your pants."
"Exactly! And if you don't change your smart-assed attitude, you never will."
Hmmmm.... wonder where I've heard that before????