Rooster and I were having a discussion while we were doing the hang on a Super Tuesday out at Jaguars Gold about the worst songs that a girl can strip to. We laughed and joked but that was that. This morning it popped back into my head and I walked down the hall to see what White Chocolate had to say on the topic. Hilarity ensued.

Here is the compiled list of ten songs that Wes, Rooster and I came up with. Feel free to add your own at the bottom in the Facebook widget. 

I can assure you we didn't hear any of these songs nor will we ever hear any of them when we go back out the Jaguars. Join us next time we go and you'll see and hear it for yourself.

  • 10

    Earache My Eye

    Cheech & Chong

    Cheech & Chong usually go along with anything and everything but their song "Earache My Eye" doesn't really fit the gentlemen's club mentality.

  • 9

    Fire Down Below

    Bob Seger

    It's all about the name on this one. The song itself wouldn't be bad to listen to while a girl is doing her thing, but "Fire Down Below" doesn't really sound like what you would want.

  • 8

    In A Gadda Da Vida

    Iron Butterfly

    Every guy is all about getting an extended dance but this is way too long. It would be hard to sit through an at least 17 minute lap dance. But, on the bright side, it would be the best ratio of money spent to length of dance.

  • 7

    The View

    Lou Reed & Metallica

    Let's be honest. You can pick anything from this album and call it one of the worst songs to strip to.

  • 6

    Lightning Crashes


    If you know the meaning behind this song then you know why we put it on the list. Just find it hard to get in to it after this plays.

  • 5

    Big Balls


    This won't be the only AC/DC song to make this list. It's that last thing you would want to hear when a knockout walks out on stage.

  • 4

    Amazing Grace

    Any Musician or Singer

    Let's just go ahead and throw all gospel songs on that list. Enjoy this Elvis version though if you'd like.

  • 3

    That Smell

    Lynyrd Skynyrd

    It's all about the title once again.

  • 2

    Dude (Looks Like A Lady)


    Just couldn't listen to the song and wonder the entire time why she would pick that one. The only bulge that's allowed is your own, not your entertainment's.

  • 1

    If You Want Blood (You've Got It)


    Thanks to White Chocolate for this one. Try not laughing on this one.