Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to Poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
Pumpkin Spice Pizza Is Here Because This Fad Will Never Die
And you thought pineapple on pizza was controversial.
Man Wins $10.5 Million, Plans to Blow It on Women, Alcohol and Gambling
Someone get this guy a financial adviser, stat.
Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.
These Terrifying Clown Pranks Will Scare the ‘It’ Out of You
Scared of clowns? This isn't going to help.
Deranged Woman Puts Poop on Husband’s Toothbrush
Maybe their vows should've said "'Til breath do you 'part."
German School Builds Fence to Keep Prostitutes Out
In America, we're talking about a wall. In Germany, they're all about a fence.
Mom Snorts Cocaine off iPhone on Parent Pickup Line
She did lines, while in line.
Leg Cramps Aren’t Usually Gross. These Aren’t Ordinary Leg Cramps, Though.
It's like something out of 'Alien.'
Guy Torments Fiancee on Vacation With Same Horrible Joke Over and Over and…
Got enough lame jokes?