5 hours ago Bad things happen. It bothers me when people say "it could have been worse". You know what? It could have been better too. In fact it could have not happened at all. It could have also happened very differently.
It's time once more to sweat it out with some fine hunnies in the Hottest Yoga Pants Ever (This Week).
7 hours ago Oh, this girl is a playa, fo' sho'! She yodels, bounces her boobs to the tune, then slams a beer. I likey a lot!
Yesterday Do you have a problem with other folks pocket your lighters? There's always that one guy who tends to hang onto other peoples lighters. So, yeah, being a lighter thief really is "a thing". So, I found the best meme every and it's not the one you're seeing on the front page of this post. It's just a tad naughty so I had to use a regular meme on the front and then deliver the WAMMO! when you check out the rest of the blog.
Yesterday I give McDonalds credit for the ultimate food invention: the legendary Egg McMuffin. There is hardly a better breakfast item you can get anywhere. A while back I had the idea, why not make 'em at home. The results were absolutely outstanding.
Yesterday It's tough in the streets for a pimp. Everybody always wants something. Sometimes it's really random. We'll go through little streaks where someone somewhere started a rumor and we have to be there to answer the questions. You'll just be sitting there and out of the blue you'll get a whole bunch of people saying "Is Metallica coming, my friend said Metallica is coming?". We then have to politely shake our heads, then nicely respond and break their hearts.
2 days ago Plain and simple, Filter last album "The Sun Comes Out Tonight" was one of the best of 2013. There's another track from that album that wasn't released until now.
2 days ago Trumpet plants are one of the best things we have going for us here in West Texas. We get a lot of green with just a splash of color (usually orange). They seem to do well even when there's not a lot of rain, but really go crazy when they do get some moisture. My question to you guys is simple, are they dangerous?
3 days ago Like a lot of people, I have sticker-shock at the thought of a $70 million dollar police station. Let me back up and say we need a police station, the old one is falling apart. It just seems like if regular folk were building this, it wouldn't cost us $70 million. So, what could you buy for $70 million? I made a list.
3 days ago Whoa there fella! You think your guns are special? I have the firepower to shoot a shotput through a house! Okay, I'm yanking your chain. I do have a cannon though.
3 days ago So I was mentioning to Rooster how much I enjoy my bald head (I even wrote a blog about it). I casually mentioned that I had more hair on my business than on my head. He then launched into a long spiel on how to properly shave your business. Recognizing internet gold, I stopped him and made him start over.
Ryan Reynolds is committed to eventually getting a 'Deadpool' movie made at Fox. The problem is that Fox doesn't seem nearly as convinced. Says director Tim Miller, "Ryan is ready, I am ready, the fans are more than ready, we just need that elusive green light." To help convince the studio and show them a little of their vision for the film, Miller and Reynolds collaborated on some test footage that shows the merc with a mouth in action.