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First let me give you the line-up, and then you can watch the trailer. "Machete Kills" stars Danny Trejo as Machete, of course. Returning are Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba. But there's some awesome new blood too!

"Prancersizing" is...exactly what it sounds like. Prancing for exercise. And the looking ridiculous part is just a free bonus!

LONG before Guns N' Roses blew the doors off the metal scene of the late 80's, Axl was in other bands. Obviously none of them were anywhere near the caliber of GNR.

Ok so you might object to the better than Eddie Van Halen part, but if you'd seen him try to do this drunk recently, then yeah, Tina's version is much better.

Okay, a theater has 400 seats.  They sell 400 tickets.  This is very much a problem. An usher comes in trying to get everybody to squeeze together so that later arriving groups can sit together.  This happened to a friend of mine who went to the opening of FF6.  The usher may not have been ready for what happened next.  More after the jump.

This could change the prostitution industry forever! Instead of actual prostitutes, what about robot hookers? Yeah, sex robots!

After what's happened in Oklahoma you would think the whole country would be trying to help. Most people are. Some aren't. And some, like Pat Robertson, are blaming the victims. This is my response to his bull.

This is amazing time-lapse video of the devastating Moore, Oklahoma tornado. It's from a helicopter that followed the tornado from early on until it dissipated.

Pat Robertson from "The 700 Club" is a giant douche, that's been a fact for a while now. And yet this "christian" seems to find new ways to re-invent the term douchebag almost every week!

Pop Evil have dropped the video for their hit "Trenches". and we have it right here!

A Slayer fan has uploaded an 8-bit version of "Reign In Blood". Not familiar with 8-bit? Imagine Slayer doing the "Legend Of Zelda" soundtrack. That's what you have here. R.I.P. Jeff Hanneman.

John Fogerty has a duets album coming out where he plays many of his classics, both CCR and solo, with some of the newer bands on the scene. One of those bands is the Foo Fighters.