Leave it to "man-child" Heathen to figure out a major SNAFU with this year's Christmas celebration.  There's a big problem that may be insurmountable. It's a delicate balance of timing, begging and what's right and wrong.

So how could "Christmas ruin Christmas"?  Well my friends, just click the audio and you'll find out:

 

For some added fun I included (a poor quality, but it's the best I could find) version of Jesus-vs-Santa from South Park. There is some VERY FOUL LANGUAGE in this clip.