If I had a dollar for every dollar I spend trying to win the lottery, I might not need to play the lottery. I am usually not a gambling man, I don't bet on football, or basketball, I don't go to Vegas or to Ruidoso to go to casino's, I like to know I will be getting something for my money.
Ohh, those little green dots dancing around on Pam's ample chest. I could watch those all day, and I'm not talking about the green dots. True Blood is about to return for a sixth season and they've issued a pretty cool highlight reel to get you pumped. More after the jump.
Recently, I was sitting in the dentist office when I over heard the receptionist telling the hygienist there was a man on the phone asking if it was OK to "clean off" the dental floss. Naturally the hygienist asked what exactly he meant by "clean off" the floss.
Lubbock, Texas is not alone when it comes to neighbors who can't seem to get along. At least this elderly Stockholm couple didn't turn to knifes in retaliation...they merely whipped out the Iron Maiden to inflect their own brand of "getting even".
For most Americans, Daylight Saving Time begins Sunday, March 10th, at 2 a.m. as we adjust our clocks ahead 1 hour. States like Arizona and Hawaii don't have to adjust their clocks each year since the federal government doesn't require states and territories to observe Daylight Saving Time.
Along with cookies-n-creme ice cream, soap operas, and shot-gunning beer, the Bad Lip Reading videos are a guilty pleasure of mine. I could watch them over and over. This time around they take on The Amazing Spider-Man and even give Peter Parker a chance to 'freestyle'.
What are the Independent Spirit Awards? In short, awards for independent filmmakers. Well, in this 'Bad Lip Reading', the creative geniuses behind the hilarious franchise tackle the nominees for 'Best Screenplay'.
Have you ever looked at a random every day item and thought, "Man, I wish I could make a dildo out of that?" Well, you don't have to wish anymore. Now all of your weirdo sex toy wishes can come true with DildoMaker!
So, let's say you and your brother are hanging out scratching off lottery tickets hoping to get rich quick. The next thing you know, you actually get lucky and you're $75,000 richer in the blink of an eye.
Apparently for no other reason than he's awesome, Will Ferrell worked security at a Lakers game the other night. Will sported a huge mustache and a security badge that identified himself as "Ted Vagina". More after the jump.
In today's, "That's Really Effed-Up" file, Santo Antonio da Platina in southern Brazil can hold the record for worst weather ever! It actually rains spiders.
Ok so it's not REALLY raining spiders, but it sure as hell looks like it is
The problem with metal is that it's a constant game of 'one upsmanship". Everybody wants to be more hardcore than the next guy. Scott Ian of Anthrax is not only one of the original hardcore metal guys, he's evidently also a hardcore Star Wars guy. Check out the pic after the jump.
