Most men will admit there's nothing better than beer and boobs. But, when you combine the two, you get the male equivalent of that chocolate and peanut butter thingy. During my countless hours of 'online research', I found this video of a woman who can pop the top off a beer bottle with her boob.

The only thing that could make this better is if bacon is somehow involved.

Gentlemen, I present to you your dream girl. Watch as she efficiently opens this beer bottle with her right bosom