Gravestone Falls on Woman During ‘Extracurricular Activities’ in Graveyard
Something about the final resting spot of one of her relatives made a 39-year-old woman from Hamilton, New Jersey randy.
So, she indulged that carnal urge with a male companion who was making the graveside visit with her. Unfortunately, what the authorities are describing as “extracurricular activities” ended when a gravestone fell on her leg.
Although the woman didn’t suffer serious injuries, she was taken to the hospital in an ambulance. The Ahavath Israel Cemetery declined to press charges against the couple for the damage they caused.
Perhaps they figured that the woman’s dead relative’s disapproving sign from beyond had been punishment enough.