There is a certain smell in strip clubs.  It's not bad or offensive, but there is something in the air that makes you smell like, well, you've been in a strip club.  If you're trying to hide the fact that you've been boobie-looking, comb the glitter out of your beard then listen to this story.  More after the jump.

Heathen is nothing if not helpful. In this bit, he's trying to do his best to help you not smell like you've had strippers hanging all over you. Here's the master"