First off let me say that the Smokin' Poll is taking a break all the way until Monday! This gives you a great opportunity to charge your funnies (because no matter how serious the question we post is, some of you still cut up). So what about those relatives? More after the jump.
People post lyrics on Facebook all the time. Sometimes it's even kind of weird because you're kind of seeing them out of context. So here's a great opportunity to quote one of your favorite lyrics. More after the jump.
We're constantly changing up how we do things. We like to stay frisky fresh, so we're dumping the Threesome online after today. We realize it's a big task to listen to us for up to six minutes in a row, so beginning Monday, we're just going to have "The RockShow Big One". Yes just a big one for you each day. That way you can say you stayed in touch without wasting a bunch of time actually listening to the show. We do have three final great ones for you today. Check 'em out:
The RockShow says love everybody. That doesn't mean we're not going to make FUN of everybody, we just give 'em a hug and say sorry afterwards. Today we introduced "The Big Gay News" to cover topics affecting the gay community. It all ended up funnier that we thought. More after the jump.
The RockShow studios are located above a printing place and I'm really starting to wonder if they haven't been leaking some kind of fumes into our studios in the last few days. Something has gone really goofy.
We've got some very funny stuff for you today, including a bully getting the sh@t smacked out of him, what to do when your 'news' doesn't come in and
Some people take things much too seriously. Road rage is a great example. How many times have you heard somebody else say 'that driver almost killed me!" and other exaggerations. Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we'll all be safer. The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot. Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don't start a freakin' brawl! More after the jump.
Hey, back off with your nasty thoughts. This is a story about one of our greatest presidents, Mr. Abraham Lincoln. More precisely it's the story of the first "physician" who came to his aid. More after the jump.
The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway. I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK". Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:
Jenny McCarthy went from first to last in my big book of b@ners quite some time ago. Her putting kids at risk by being anti-vaccination just completely turned me off. Well, maybe if I could spank her until she agrees to change her mind, we could work something out. Anyways, she's doing Playboy again, and it's not necessarily what she did, but how she talks about it that makes it very unsexy.
There's always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code. It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign. Now students are fighting back. Find out more after the jump.
Tell me one thing, who doesn't love a good 'scrotum ripping' story? They're are simply the best! Holy cow, can you even imagine? I know, YOU DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE. This evil little story and a couple more after the jump.
