We've got some very funny stuff for you today, including a bully getting the sh@t smacked out of him, what to do when your 'news' doesn't come in and

So how do you teach a lesson to a bully?  Let all his victims smack him!  It works in theory, but in school, not so much.  (for the record, the picture with this story is the actually little snot). Here's the story.

Our Loudwire didn't arrive today, so we had recess instead.

It's weird that a guy was arrested for having sex with a teddy bear.  What's WEIRDER is, it's not the first time.  Here's the story: