Chemistry.com asked potential matches who important sex was in their search for a mate.  Coming in at #1, as in least interested, was Lubbock, Texas.  Now, you could take this as people from Lubbock want a true meaningful relationship first and sex is second, or you could take it has a whole bunch of dried up peckers and snootches blowing in the wind.  I guess that's really up to you.  Anyways, the bit made Jimmy Kimmel last night and we have it for you here.

Hey, we here in Lubbock are just happy to be mentioned on t.v.  They pronounced the name of the city and the city streets the right way, so who cares if the only mention is in conjunction with "The Naughty Saddle".  Check out Kimmel, he starts in on Lubbock about a minute into this bit.