Masturbation 101

Hey! Stop touching yourself or you'll go blind!!!! How many of you have ever hear that before? Don't lie... admit it if it were true most of us would have been blind since we were about 12.Whether you admit it or not self gratification is what we all strive for in life.If we can get that gratification with someone of the opposite sex it is the greatest 58 seconds of our day, but hey if now we will all settle for a good 22 seconds in heaven with our close friend "Rosy Palm."

Stop lying you know you do....

When and where you choose to pleasure yourself is up to you, but let me just suggest some places to avoid... at a movie theater showing a kids movie, the toy aisle at Wal-Mart, or in a park with armless mannequins....

Like the warning label on a hair dryer that says "Do not use while sleeping," believe it or not these are real places people have been busted for polishing their poles.

Check out this site to see some of the craziest stories about dudes busted for pulling the blue-veined custard chucker

Seriously dude on a light saber???

http://superbooyah.com/index.php/Other/The-20-Funniest-Masturbation-Arrests-Of-All-Time.html