My Advice To You Surly Young Whippersnappers [VIDEO]

Hello young 'uns!  It's my birthday!  I'm a geezer, at least chronologically. That's fine and dandy by me because I'm having the time of my life. In my video I'll give you some tips on staying young in your brain goo.

So, not to brag, but I do more cool stuff in a morning than most people do in a year. I hate to tell you this fact, but that's not my fault, it's the fault of those people who are letting life passing them by.  I hope that point comes across in my video. It's not just about me, it's about wanting better for you. As long as you have air in your lungs it's not too late to make some dreams come true!

Sorry if I seem a little stiff in this video, I was working from some notes and that just isn't my style.  It's off the cuff from here on out.