I realize there are only ten days left in the month of May, but I've been busy doing the "hand-jive"...and I'm happy to say, I haven't gone blind.

Last month was Child Abuse Prevention month. In September, we have International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Just when you think every thing that could be recognized and have its own day does along comes a new one.

Yes folks, turns out May is National Masturbation Month. So it is perfectly OK to touch yourself in that special place as much as you want ALL MONTH long.

You are all dismissed. Be sure to wash your hands.

Check out this dude...getting busy. Perfect for the month of May and Masturbation Month.