When you've been married as long as I have, you learn a lot of things to not say to your wife. When you live with another person for a while, you can figure out what sets them off pretty quickly. The man in today's story asked his wife for a little "favor" that should top any list.

 

Have you guessed what the number one thing to not say to your wife"is?  It's not, "could you loose weight?" or anything like that.  It's in fact worse.  A lot worse.  Check it out: