Sex Theme Park To Open In Brazil

It's been said that amusement parks bring the kid out in all of us.

There is just something about the atmosphere of a theme park that causes even the oldest people to feel young again.

I guess that is a good thing, unless we are talking about the newest theme park set to open in Brazil in 2018.

You might be asking yourself what's so different about this one, well it's a sex theme park.

I have tried to put a positive spin on this, I've tried to come up with jokes and puns to use to describe the park

But honestly, all I can think is hmmm... who wants to ride or sit on anything after sweaty hairy genitalia have been rubbed all over it...