Store Tries to Appeal to ‘Whitey’ and ‘The Man’ [PIC]

On a late night beer run to a local "superstore" I was able to finally see the almost mythical "whitey" that is putting us down. Void of any real skin coloring, "whitey" was on hand supporting a local college sports team.

"Whitey" is said to look down on other races. This particular group even stood upon a small stage, showing their need to be above all others. I, as a Caucasian (or "calck"), felt their colorless eyes looking down on my pinkish skin and freckled countenance. No doubt shocked at all the people of different colors shopping, "Whitey" stood motionless, not unlike a possum, hoping not to be noticed. The group was made up on four members, the tallest of which is expected to be "the Man."