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The RockShow Big One: Can You Do The Racoon Dance?

Wes — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 14:50:03 +0000

Oh my. This story takes some strange twists and turns. If you pay attention though, you can learn how to do the “Racoon Dance”. Now the “Racoon Dance” is probably best not done in front of law enforcement, but it might be fun to gross your wife or girlfriend out. More after the jump. Nowhere [...]

The RockShow Big One: Candyass Cops Gone Wild

Wes — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:38:54 +0000

I’ve never had a problem with a cop, but that’s just me. I think the majority of cops are hard working guys that really want to make a difference. I do believe however that there is a significant amount that are some freakish power trip. More after the jump. So my uncle was one of [...]

RockShow Threesome: Crazy Sex Devices Are Okay, Identity Theft Is Not [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:05:38 +0000

In America (we think) it's okay to have your multi-position, f'able sex chairs. But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to "own" it. Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say "this is who I am and this is what I want". The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it's that he committed identity theft to get them. Check out the story after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: Man Wearing Sombrero And Boxing Glove Attacks Cop Car [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 15:00:59 +0000

Trust me, I have the urge to just go “loony-tunes” all the time. I haven’t had a true psychotic break yet, but I’m sure it’s coming. When I do go nuts, I hope I have a cool hat to put on. More after the jump. Sometimes the nuts make it easy on the cops. In [...]

RockShow Threesome: The Man That Can Unleash The Kraken! [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 15:00:49 +0000

We had Toby Kebbell on the show and he is one fun dude. He plays the son of Poseidon in the new “Wrath Of The Titans” movie. We talked to him about the new flick and whether “unleashing the kraken” mean pulling your thing out, or taking a dump. This and more fun after the [...]

RockShow Threesome: Guinness Won't Recognize This World Record! [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 15:00:24 +0000

How many hot dogs could you swallow? Seriously, take a moment and think about how many hotdogs you could put down your gullet and then travel with, without throwing up. When you get a good number, click through for somebody who will seriously beat your number. Here’s what we know about heroin ‘pellets’-three of them [...]

RockShow Threesome: The Hottest New Game Is Pizza Roulette! [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:05:32 +0000

Who doesn’t love the concept of “Pizza Roulette”? Everybody gets a slice, but one slice has been “tainted”. Now I suppose you could taint it with just about anything, but you want something that will get a reaction. A New Zealand Pizza place has the answer after the jump! Get yourself some hungry friends, get [...]

RockShow Threesome: Executed Convict Utters Some Very Intriguing Last Words [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:08:27 +0000

If you only had a few words to leave the world with, what would they be? Would you say something cool, or would you tell your executioners to go to hell. Recently a convict on his way out muttered some really odd words. More after the jump: Was it the drugs, or was it a [...]

RockShow Threesome: Things You Use That Are MUCH More Expensive Than A Gallon Of Gas [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:02:33 +0000

I don't know why we focus so much on the price of gas. It seems to me that if we'd pay a little less attention, maybe it wouldn't fluctuate so much. Gas prices going up almost seem like a self-full filling prophecy. It's like the people who sell it expect us to expect it to go crazy from day to day. More after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: Women Hit And Run Mobility Scooter Victim [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 17:00:01 +0000

How do you not know that a mobility scooter is bearing down on you? Even more so, how do you let this 4 mile per hour beast plow your ass down? We’ve got that story, plus kids say the darnedest things about their dads weiners and more after the jump. This one just flabbergasts me. [...]

RockShow Threesome: Ice Fishing Goes Bad Plus How To Catch A Polar Bear

Wes — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:00:46 +0000

The RockShow Threesome is back in one easy to find threefer package. We’ve got three winner pieces of audio today that I think you’ll really enjoy. You ESPECIALLY have to hear the second two. Click through for the RockShow Threesome! Goo raining down from the sky. I don’t know if I’d just wipe it [...]

Scam Artist Caught By Security Cameras [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:00:17 +0000

I don't like giving away the end of a story in the headline, but in this case, it's how we got to this point that matters. How far would you go to get a couple of bucks. We already discussed the guy chopping off a hand earlier, this ones just a few bumps and bruises. More after the jump.

Man Chainsaws Off Hand For The Insurance [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 17:00:19 +0000

Man there are a million insurance scams out there. It kind of ticks me off because the rest of us have to pay for these scams with increased premiums. For the thieves though, there's always the question of "how bad do you want it?" For instance how much for you to cut off a hand, or a foot or a finger. More after the jump.

Man Steals Dog [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 17:00:14 +0000

I'm glad we don't get much of what I'd call "street crime" around here. I'm talking about being robbed while walking in a park or just down the street. Sure, we have plenty of crime, but I feel relatively safe going about my daily business. In some place, it's just a fact of life that you're going to get held up or mugged on occasion. Read more after the jump.

Angry Lesbian Hit And Run Rampage [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:00:25 +0000

I tried to think of a more descriptive title for this story. I really did. But if “Angry lesbian hit and run rampage” doesn’t hook you in, I doubt anything will. This story is terrible, and for a number of reasons. Check it out after the jump. I feel bad for the victims in this [...]

Crackheads Gone Wild [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:00:42 +0000

You want proof of the damage that crack does? Well, a lot of our awesome stories involve some crackhead doing something stupid. Today is no exception. Today we weave a fabulous tale of “the Crackhead Truck Driver Meets Officer Friendlies Taser”. More after the jump. I guess when you’re getting pulled over there’s a limited [...]

Man Finds Stripper Who Turns Down Crack [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:00:36 +0000

I guess everybody draws the line somewhere. There’s even serial killers who really love cats. Somewhere in that mix are “strippers who don’t do drugs”. More after the jump. So a man offers a lap dancer some crack and everything goes down from there. Poor guy. I’m not saying that all strippers are drug addicts [...]

Woman Cites Big Breasts For Not Complying With D.W.I. Test [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:00:26 +0000

Drunk people are funny (when they aren't killing people by driving drunk). Police had "heard it all" but this may be a new one; the woman in question said she couldn't stand on one leg because her big boobs would mess up her balance. I don't know about you, but I'm getting a great visual right now. More details after the jump.

Wannabe Jedi Arrested After Lightsaber Attack

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:00:07 +0000

Reason #7,342 that being an adult sucks — Engaging in a bit of lightsaber horseplay at the local Toys ‘R Us is really frowned upon. Just ask 33-year-old David Allen Canterbury, who was arrested after he attacked other shoppers in a Portland, Oregon toy store with a pair of the plastic Jedi swords. When the police first tried to [...]

Dumbest Bank Robber Ever Shoots Himself in the Foot [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:03:22 +0000

Earlier this week, a group of men stormed a bank in Parana, Brazil and made off with approximately $16,000. It was the perfect heist — until one of the robbers clumsily shot himself in the foot. (No joke.) Security footage shows the robber, who was acting as lookout at the time, awkwardly fumbling with two [...]