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Man Finds Stripper Who Turns Down Crack [AUDIO]
I guess everybody draws the line somewhere. There's even serial killers who really love cats. Somewhere in that mix are "strippers who don't do drugs". More after the jump.

So a man offers a lap dancer some crack and everything goes down from there. Poor guy. I'm not saying that all strippers are drug addicts or have loose morals. I'm saying that there is a BETTER THAN AVERAGE chance that they party. Here's Heathen with the story:



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