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Oh my. This story takes some strange twists and turns.  If you pay attention though, you can learn how to do the "Racoon Dance".  Now the "Racoon Dance" is probably best not done in front of law enforcement, but it might be fun to gross your wife or girlfriend out.  More after the jump.

I've never had a problem with a cop, but that's just me.  I think the majority of cops are hard working guys that really want to make a difference.  I do believe however that there is a significant amount that are some freakish power trip.  More after the jump.

In America (we think) it's okay to have your multi-position, f'able sex chairs.  But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to "own" it.  Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say "this is who I am and this is what I want".  The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it's that he committed identi

Trust me, I have the urge to just go "loony-tunes" all the time.  I haven't had a true psychotic break yet, but I'm sure it's coming.  When I do go nuts, I hope I have a cool hat to put on.  More after the jump.

We had Toby Kebbell on the show and he is one fun dude. He plays the son of Poseidon in the new "Wrath Of The Titans" movie. We talked to him about the new flick and whether "unleashing the kraken" mean pulling your thing out, or taking a dump. This and more fun after the jump.

How many hot dogs could you swallow?  Seriously, take a moment and think about how many hotdogs you could put down your gullet and then travel with, without throwing up.  When you get a good number, click through for somebody who will seriously beat your number.

Who doesn't love the concept of "Pizza Roulette"?  Everybody gets a slice, but one slice has been "tainted".  Now I suppose you could taint it with just about anything, but you want something that will get a reaction.  A New Zealand Pizza place has the answer after the jump!

If you only had a few words to leave the world with, what would they be?  Would you say something cool, or would you tell your executioners to go to hell.  Recently a convict on his way out muttered some really odd words.  More after the jump:

I don't know why we focus so much on the price of gas. It seems to me that if we'd pay a little less attention, maybe it wouldn't fluctuate so much.  Gas prices going up almost seem like a self-full filling prophecy. It's like the people who sell it expect us to expect it to go crazy from day to day.  More after the jump.

How do you not know that a mobility scooter is bearing down on you? Even more so, how do you let this 4 mile per hour beast plow your ass down?  We've got that story, plus kids say the darnedest things about their dads weiners and more after the jump.

The RockShow Threesome is back in one easy to find threefer package.  We've got three winner pieces of audio today that I think you'll really enjoy.  You ESPECIALLY have to hear the second two.  Click through for the RockShow Threesome!

I don't like giving away the end of a story in the headline, but in this case, it's how we got to this point that matters.  How far would you go to get a couple of bucks.  We already discussed the guy chopping off a hand earlier, this ones just a few bumps and bruises.  More after the jump.