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Man Steals Dog [AUDIO]
I'm glad we don't get much of what I'd call "street crime" around here. I'm talking about being robbed while walking in a park or just down the street. Sure, we have plenty of crime, but I feel relatively safe going about my daily business. In some place, it's just a fact of life that you're going to get held up or mugged on occasion. Read more after the jump.

Here's the dilemma for a robber, what if you're victim doesn't have any money. You've pretty much already committed the crime, so you HAVE to get something for your effort. That takes us to today's story.



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