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Crime
Crime
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90 Year Old Bad Ass Shot, Then Shoots Assailant [AUDIO]
Evidently Superman is real and he's a 90 year old badass. This old guy gets SHOT IN THE HEAD then goes and gets his gun and fill the criminal full of lead! That's not the whole story either, there is plenty more. This must be what they mean by the "Greatest Generation". More after the jump.
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True Story Of Waffle House Vigilantism [AUDIO]
Here's the kind of story that gun rights activists love. I have to admit that I'm joining that side, and I also love this story. The moral to this story is, don't pull a gun on someone who may have a better gun. Details after the break.
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Man Dresses As Sister To Fill Prescriptions [AUDIO]
I hate those "hi-tech heist" kind of movies. The fact of the matter is that most criminals just aren't smart enough to pull something like that off, therefore I find the movie unbelievable. You yourself have probably noticed that there's more than enough "dumb crook" stories. We have another one for you after the break.
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Florida Cops Get Drunk To Test Breathalyzers [AUDIO]
I guess pretty much everything has to be tested before it's used by or on the general public, and breathalyzers are evidently no exception. As with everything though, there are scientific and very none scientific tests. At the point where you bring in snacks, I think the test kind of leans towards "non-scientific".
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Do Not Try To Hitch a Ride on Indonesian Death Trains [AUDIO/VIDEO]
Whats the best way to keep people from riding on the top of trains? Threaten to smash their heads in! Yeah! Heathen has the story of how it can be really bad to be hit in the face with a couple of balls.
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Yet Another Butt Smuggling Story [AUDIO]
I guess there's an old saying of "any port in a storm". I further speculate that a lot of people think their butt is a "port". Now we have South Korean gold smugglers packing priceless metal in their portals! Holy geeze that was clever! This story is a little graphic so don't click if you're young or scared. Details after the jump.
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Woman Offers To Trade Sex For Chicken Nuggets [AUDIO]
What part of "woman offers to trade sex for chicken nuggets" do you not understand? Oh, okay, yes they were McDonalds Chicken McNuggets. How many? Well that's up for discussion. Click through for more.
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Man Quite Possibly Had Giant Gun In His Rear [VIDEO]
One guy goes to jail. A giant gun appears in his cell. Where do you think the gun came from? How did the guy know he was going to be arrested? Did he already have the gun "hidden" or did he "hide it in a hurry? More questions than answers after the break.
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Wanted Man Tries To Pick Up On Hot Police Woman [AUDIO]
Who doesn't love a lady in uniform? If you are wanted by that lady in uniform, it may actually mean "Wanted" instead of "wanted," get it? Our suspect today finally got it. Heathen has the story next:
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Guy Wears ‘Incredible Hulk’ Mask During Robbery [PICTURE]
Police in New York are looking for the man behind an “Incredible Hulk” mask who robbed a bank at gunpoint.
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Alleged Firebomber Gives Reasons For Crimes [AUDIO]
I guess it's just a little easier to push some people over the edge than others. For some people, there may not even be an edge, they may just be bat sh!t crazy.