We're going to pretend all of these people are hilarious and not morons. When the 2013 Super Bowl was delayed by a power outage, most people took it as a chance to actually talk to the people at their football party. These people decided to make jokes on Twitter that the half hour of darkness was actually 'The Dark Knight Rises' villain Bane's fault.
If your excitement for Super Bowl XLVII this Sunday stems more from a love of chili than a love of football (which is tooootally fine, by the way), here are some facts for you (in handy infographic form!) about the big game and the Super Sunday game to end all games in general. Learn them and you might even score yourself a few extra wings at the party.
Yes, in fact, there was. Photos surfaced the other day from what was a sniper's nest high above Lucas Oil Stadium. According to the reports that I read, it was an Indianapolis Police sniper keeping watch over the game in case of any terrorist, or other dangerous activity
Some Super Bowl bets are pretty stupid, some are lame, and some are the definition of awesome. This is the latter, meaning total awesome-balls. Maria Menounos is a co-host of Extra and a Patriots fan. So she made a Super Bowl bet with one of her co-hosts, and obviously lost
If you ever believed in the word BITCH, now is the time. This has to be one of the worst cases of BITCH that ANY woman has ever come down with. You are not going to believe this story. After you hear this story, you're going to want to go hug your wife or girlfriend for not being this person.
If you have ever been a fan of teenage cult movies you have certainly seen Farris Bueller's Day Off... a teenage boy who decides he could use a day off from school so he does what any red blooded American kid would do; he skips!
Who doesn't watch "Puppy Bowl? Well if you haven't, you're missing out. Puppy Bowl is broadcast on Super Bowl Sunday on Animal Planet and it's a fun counter-programming effort. Basically it's a bunch of puppies playing on a football field like playing surface. Wait, I hope I haven't lost you yet, because it gets better.
Click through to check out all 3 versions of Ozzy and Bieber's Super Bowl commercial.
