Either funny 'haha' or funny 'weird,' someone has too much time on their hands and created a map showing the most common causes of death "they" keep covering up.

In this case, "they" may mean "researcher" (in the loosest sense of the word) Mo Lane.

Mo's map states the following, which I take argument with:

  • Disneyland is the most common cause of death in California. If this is true, why isn't Florida the same?
  • Vampires kill it in Hawaii. Based on what Hollyweird tells us, the Pacific Northwest, specifically Oregon and Washington state, have the largest infestation of vampires!
  • Bigamy in Montana? My money would have been on Utah for that accolade!
  • Dust In The Wind in Kansas...uh- ok, no argument here, Dorthy!
  • Indiana is just an asterisk?!? Nobody has ever died in Indiana? Have YOU ever spent long amounts of time in Indiana? 'Cults' should have been the hidden Indiana killer.
  • ...and Florida...well, just Florida~

And without further ado, here's how you'll probably die in Texas: Dinosaur Rodeo.

Enjoy the rest of the list!

[via Neatorama]

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