You've seen the guy on t.v talking about "cruddy winduhs".  First I think the first requirement of working in the window business is the ability to say "window" and not "winduh".  The thing that really rubs my ass raw is he always finishes the ads with "where we say-the proof is in the puddin'".  Okay, proof of what?  It's never qualified.  Proof of quality, proof of incompetence, proof you can't pronounce "window" or "pudding"?  It just makes me think of a "winduh" business full of a bunch of Rainman clones bumping into each other saying "the proof is in the puddin", the proof is in the puddin'".  Okay I feel better having vented, now I want some pudding.  After the jump Nigella is cooking!

So even if I didn't make you hungry for pudding, I think I'd watch Nigella cook pig anus.  She's kind of hot.

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