Meet Amarena,  a 27-year-old from Illinois who’s into English Bulldogs, making “that’s what she said” jokes, cheese-filled pasta, ice cream and the toilet. Well, if you spend enough time there, it can become a fortress of solitude.

Age: 27

Location: Illinois

Occupation: “Bakery B*tch”

Current crush: Javier Bardem and Mila Kunis.

Stats: Brown hair, brown eyes and curvy.

Not into: Jerks, closed minds and egomaniacs.

Most humbling moment: I get sheepish about everything.

Fantasy: Seducing an older man. Winning amateur night at a strip club. Screwing in Tuscany.

I spend most of my free time: On the internet or watching TV. I’m also quite adept at napping.

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