Justin Massoud
‘BoneCraft’ is Just What You Expect From a Perverted Video Game [REVIEW]
It’s no longer taboo for video games to feature sexual intercourse but that doesn’t mean developers have successfully crossed that particular uncanny valley. Sex in most modern games is still either an awkward affair where the player taps buttons to direct an unfolding scene, or something only alluded to by a fade to black – like some Hays Code-era noir flick.
Woman Farts in a Jar and Naturally Lists it on eBay
Farts are funny, there’s no denying it but are they lucrative? A Utah woman has carefully placed her flatus in a glass jar and listed the smelly sample on eBay.
Meet Annie Norris, the UK’s New Pole Dancing Champion [VIDEO]
There’s prestige in pole dancing. No longer relegated to seedy strip clubs, the sexy activity has become mainstream, spawning instructional videos, workout routines and legitimate competitions.
Man Calls 911 on Prostitutes Who Refused Him Sex
A hot threesome with two beautiful women while everyone is under a drug-induced thrall is commonly cited as a male fantasy. Jerry Streng tried to live that dream, but quickly discovered the Sophomoric adage is true: all great plans won’t get you laid but they might get you screwed.
Naked Santas Aim for World Record in San Francisco
Dozens of men and women donned Santa garb on a blistery cold New York City weekend, jumped into sleighs (i.e. taxi cabs) and headed toward naughty places to drink, drank and drunk. Their holiday-spirited peers in San Francisco also did all of the above, except naked. All in the name of a world record.
Paulina Gretzky Ends Twitter ‘Silence’ With Hot New Picture
Paulina Gretzky wasn’t content with just breaking our hearts by announcing after Thanksgiving that she was taking a “break from Twitter.” Now, she’s actually playing with the shattered pieces.
Video Game Urinals Finally Give Men a Reason To Be Accurate
A London pub has given the term “spray and pray” a whole new meaning thanks to new urinal-based video games that award points for peeing.
Which Celebrity Endorser of ‘World of Warcraft’ Doesn’t Really Play The Game?
Internet meme elitists may consider jokes about Chuck Norris’ toughness as passé, but ‘World or Warcraft’ developer Blizzard’s marketing team clearly believes the 71-year-old action star is as relevant today as he was back when ‘The Delta Force’ was released.