Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.
Stephanie McMaster
Texas Roadhouse Customer Leaves Bartender $1,000 Tip
A bartender at an Odessa Texas Roadhouse recently was shocked when he saw the tip left him by one of the restaurant's regulars.
Border Patrol Agent’s Sign Says Halloween Candy For Americans Only
A border patrol agent is being criticized for a sign posted outside his home in a border patrol housing complex in Presidio, Texas, on Halloween.
Whataburger Nikes Are The Tastiest Looking Shoes Ever
Now your feet can look as fancy as a packet of fancy ketchup with the custom Whataburger Nike.
Beware of People Who Want Your Kids To Trip Balls This Halloween
Police are warning parents to be on the lookout for people who want to turn your sweet innocent children into glowstick-waving, Skrillex-blaring ravers this Halloween.
Texas Drive-Thru Worker Leaves Mic On, Talks About Weed, Heroin
The drive-thru worker at a Texas Captain D's restaurant had a lengthy conversation about heroin, cocaine and smoking weed out of a homemade bong, all over the drive-thru speaker, apparently not realizing her mic on was and a customer was waiting.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott Compares Cowboys’ Defense to Mexican Border
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott expressed his frustration with the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday's game against The Saints via Twitter, comparing the Cowboys' defense to the Mexican border.
Priest Accused Of Pointing Gun at Boy For Being Cowboys Fan
A New Jersey priest was arrested on Friday for allegedly pointing a gun at an 8-year-old boy in his congregation because the boy said he was a Dallas Cowboys fan.
University Rules Sombreros Handed Out By Mexican Restaurant Are Racist
A University in the United Kingdom has banned a Mexican restaurant from handing out sombreros to customers after deeming the hats racist.
Billboard Mocking Kim Davis Erected in Her Hometown
The Kentucky clerk who was jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples in Rowan County, was welcomed home by a billboard supporting gay marriage in her town.
Mexican Man Says 19-Inch Penis Is Ruining His Life
A Mexican man claims to have the world's largest penis, measuring in at nearly 19 inches long, and says his large package is ruining his life.
Saturday is National Pecan Pie Day + Pecan Pie Vending Machines Are a Thing
In honor of National Pecan Pie Day on Saturday, we present the pecan pie vending machine.
Firefighter Accused Of Posting Explicit Video Of Ex To Porn Site After Break-Up
A Lubbock firefighter is placed on administrative leave after being indicted on allegations he posted video he secretly recorded of his ex performing sexual acts while they were dating to a porn site after she broke up with him.