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Well our secret service has stepped into it.  They found themselves having a good time with some Colombian hookers putting themselves in a tight spot (both literally and figuratively).  The question at hand is, how big of a 'breach of trust' is this?  Does it open them up for blackmail or just make them stupid?  We get into it on this one next:

Sam Loeffler is a bit of anomaly, he's the spokesman for his band.  Trust me, we don't get very many drummers who are entrusted with basically a bands entire reputation.  Sam is a great fit at the job though, he's engaging, funny and honest almost to a fault.   More after the jump.

"Hooking up" is a dangerous thing. Have you every thought about all of the billions of things that could go wrong as part of or as a result of your 'one night stand'.  You could catch a disease, you could get murdered, and you could run into a crazy person who won't let you stop having sex.  More after the jump.

If you have a red mohawk and you saw Megadeth and Motorhead, you may be a daddy. Oh, wait it get's even better than that. Click through for a VERY NAUGHTY "Too Naughty News" plus more fun after the break.

The new Linkin Park teaser clip is here. To be honest they're being quite reserved about getting it out to the fans, but here's a quick shot for you.

Frat-bags do the dumbest thing. If you told me you were going to tape me to a bunch of other naked dudes, i'd tell you 'laterz'.  For some reason these prospective douche bags not only took it, they wouldn't help the police.  This and more fun after the jump.

Kids, they're cute so we don't beat them.  Seriously, kids are like little miniature savages just waiting for you to turn your back so they can mess stuff up.  Heathen's kids are...uh...heathens.  This is a pretty funny story, check it out and two other bonus pieces of RockShow audio after the jump.

In America (we think) it's okay to have your multi-position, f'able sex chairs.  But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to "own" it.  Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say "this is who I am and this is what I want".  The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it's that he committed identi

Oh we have serious fun for you today! We also have serious advice, that may actually help you to not blow yourself up. You see blowing yourself up can be painful and on occasions even deadly. Don't blow yourself up. Listen to today's story's.

Okay, I know some of you are hoping for pictures of ex-husbands and ex-wives, but think a little more global and a little more historical.  Even better, think a little more creative.  There's a new toilet paper coming out guaranteed to bring out the creative side of wiping your chili maker!

How awesome must it be to be Bam Margera?  His job description is pretty much "being awesome".  From skateboarder to Jackass to Viva La Bam.  Now after guest hosting a couple segments of Punk'd, it looks like Bam may be the full-time man beginning next year.  That's just one of the scoops we were able to get from Bam.  More after the jump.

Heathen has constant problems with animals (or the have constant problems with him).  So when I had a little "problem" with my cat (Wolfie) Heathen lost his sh!t.  We've got that bit of fun and some other cool audio for you after the jump.