RockShow Threesome

Okay, I know some of you are hoping for pictures of ex-husbands and ex-wives, but think a little more global and a little more historical.  Even better, think a little more creative.  There's a new toilet paper coming out guaranteed to bring out the creative side of wiping your chili maker!

Heathen has constant problems with animals (or the have constant problems with him).  So when I had a little "problem" with my cat (Wolfie) Heathen lost his sh!t.  We've got that bit of fun and some other cool audio for you after the jump.

Some offers are just too good to be true.  There there are offers like this one that are too true to be good.  Can you just imagine the woman that would do you after she scarfed down two cheeseburgers?  My guess is this isn't what you'd call a "high-class" prostitute.  More after the break.

Are you ready to fall out laughing?  Are you ready to spill your guts all over the floor.  Are you ready to double over with laughter, until you quiver and quake and possibly pee yourself!  Well then click through my friend!

It seems like everybody is getting their "smoke on" except us poor Texans.  How much more are we going to fight the legalization of weed now that it's LEGAL in Washington D.C.?  (you know, where the politicians are).  I personally don't like to smoke, but I might sample a cookie or brownie every once in a while to help with minor aches and pains (that's the best excuse I could thing of)

Trust me, I have the urge to just go "loony-tunes" all the time.  I haven't had a true psychotic break yet, but I'm sure it's coming.  When I do go nuts, I hope I have a cool hat to put on.  More after the jump.

We had Toby Kebbell on the show and he is one fun dude. He plays the son of Poseidon in the new "Wrath Of The Titans" movie. We talked to him about the new flick and whether "unleashing the kraken" mean pulling your thing out, or taking a dump. This and more fun after the jump.

The best way to lose a friend is to get to know them.  These days we "get to know them" through their insane Facebook posts and ramblings.  Now you can even let someone know that they are less of a friend than you thought they were.  Click through for the story:

How many hot dogs could you swallow?  Seriously, take a moment and think about how many hotdogs you could put down your gullet and then travel with, without throwing up.  When you get a good number, click through for somebody who will seriously beat your number.

Imagine this, you get a tattoo and that tattoo vibrates when you're cell phone rings.  Freaky? The future? Or is it just WTF?  The technology has been patented.  This and more jokerific jokey mcjokes after the jump.

Did you hear the naughty news?  Some women really "get off" on going to the gym.  Holy tacos this ones so naughty, we're not going to tell you more until after the jump.

The cray-cray thing about our top story isn't that guys would feel themselves up, it's the OTHER things that they'd do are pretty stupid.  Check this story out plus a couple of bonus bits in the RockShow Threesome next.