The Morning After

Mirrors are no longer for assistance in fixing your hair and makeup...they're for sexy women to use to pose half naked for selfies. Am I right guys? Instead of making you do all the work surfing the web, we decided to compile a nice gallery of selfies for your viewing pleasure. Consider it an early Christmas gift.

You have probably seen the video of the reporter demonstrating what to do when approached by a bear, or possibly the one where the TV station reported the wrong names of the pilots of that Asiana Air crash, or even the one where the gal drew a penis on the screen, right? Well, here's a compilation of the funniest news bloopers for the month of July. There are so many that you may not have seen, bu

Paul Vlahos, voice actor & impressionist, has just created one of the funniest videos you'll ever see as he uses some of his favorite character voices to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody".

So, one of the guys at the Whatever Youtube Channel decided to engage 100 college girls in a social experiment on sex. Basically, he wondered around asking random women if they wanted to have sex with him. Gotta say, he's a brave man. Also, his friend Andrea took the same social experiment further and asked 100 college guys if they'd have sex with her. Guess how many said yes in these 2 videos. Re

So Rolling Stone magazine recently defended their decision to feature Boston Bomber, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, citing it was within their tradition of serious and thoughtful coverage. You know, they have every right to do whatever they want on and in their magazine. That right was afforded them by the great nation we live in...America! This great nation also afforded me the right to respond to the offens

We've all heard the saying about the pot calling the kettle black. Well, apparently the people at Westboro Baptist Church haven't. In a recent flyer promoting a WBC protest, the church gang accuse Americans of being illiterate. The problem is that they misspelled the word "illiterate". Apparently, WBC hates spell check as well.

What is the "Beer Institute"? Well, according to their website, they "represent the $246.5 billion beer industry. An industry that includes more than 2,800 breweries and 2 million jobs." What does that mean? You got me. Maybe that means they like beer as much as I do. Well, regardless, they recently released the findings of research into the consumption of beer in America. Acco

What do you get when you combine director David Lynch with Nine Inch Nails? A video that may cause seizures. Recently released, the video opens with a warning/disclaimer that reads: WARNING: This video has been identified by Epilepsy Action to potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Viewer discretion is advised.   So, if you're prone to seizures, considered yourself w

All those that know me know I love to cook as much as I love to eat. Being married to an Italian definitely has its perks at the dinner table, but this redneck can definitely cook the best Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo you'll ever eat. Best of all, it's super easy to prepare. So, that's what we're preparing on this round of Cooking With the Painman.

Ben Lapps is an acoustic fingerstyle guitarist from Ohio that has an ability that Jimi Hendrix nor LeBron James can do...that's play guitar and basketball at the same time.

Discovery Channel's "Shark Week" is the most exciting week in television...in my opinion. Simply put, it's a full week of nothing but sharks. This year, "Shark Week" premieres on Sunday, August 4th at 8pm (central). The hype surrounding "Shark Week" is almost as epic as the hype around the McRib. In anticipation of this year's "Shark Week", Discovery Channel

How many times have you seen a load of gals out for a bachelorette party and many (if not all) sucking on straws in the shape of a penis? It seems penis shaped novelties are fairly common in the bachelorette party circuit...even penis shaped cakes. How do you make a penis shaped cake? Well, with a penis-shaped cake pan, of course. Once the party is over and all that frosting covered penis cake is