This is absolutely the worst idea I have ever heard. And I don't mean that just because I think the concept is stupid. That concept comes to us from the guy some people believe to be a musical genius. For everyone who has ever said that about Mr. White please publicly proclaim your idiocy immediately. What exactly is the offending concept of which I speak? Jack White has produced a new single, which is essentially just a mash-up, of Insane Clown Posse and Mozart. Go ahead and read that again, I'll wait...

Yes I.C.P. mashed-up with Mozart's "Leck Mich Im Arsch" which is German for "lick me in the ass." Seriously, it means that. Don't believe me? Look it up at

Now this isn't a rant against I.C.P. by any means. If that's your bag then cool. This song is crap though. CRAP I SAY! Check it out here.

What's funny is that the original Mozart track is called "Leck Mich Im Arsch." And yes it really does translate to what I said above. Mozart had a great sense of humor. This song however does not. It is however about what the title implies. Sexy back-door action awaits you in classical rap format. Getcha some if you want to.